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The World's Best Bar
An Irishman, an Italian and a pole are sitting in a bar one evening. The Irishman says:
"You know, this is a pretty good bar, but the best bar in the world is a little place I know in Dublin. There, if you buy a couple of pints, they give you your next pint free."
They all agree that sounds like a great bar, but the Italian knows a better one. "Back in Brooklyn, there's a little joint where for every drink you buy, they'll buy you another one."
They all nod their heads and agree that sounds like a great bar. Then the Pole says:
"Back in Chicago, I know a place where they'll buy your drinks for you all night and then take you in the back and get you laid."
The others agree that this sounds great, but are a bit skeptical.
"Has this actually happened to you?" asks the Irishman.
The Pole replies, "No, but it did to my sister."
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