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Humor, Comedy, Satire, Business, Books, Electronic Books
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ALL THE NEWS THAT'S NOT AND….UH….OTHER STUFF.
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Issue 5 October / November 2000
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FROM THE HEART OF METROPOLITAN CONOVER, NORTH CAROLINA TO THE WORLD
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At the Movies (1)
Movie critic Brigadier General Sir Crispin Maddingley-Snorrt almost reviews the recently re-released "The Exorcist."
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At the Movies (2)
SPECIAL REPORT: Held over from last issue, a unique inside view of the making of this summer's blockbuster "The Patriot" starring Mel Gibson and outstanding new talent, Gavin Sinclair.
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Story Time In each issue, Fools' Paradise showcases a short story, usually, though not always, on a humorous theme.
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DON'T MISS AN ISSUE
Want to know when the next issue appears. E-mail us. Type "Notify" in the subject line or text and we'll alert you by e-mail.
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Joke of the Month Our editorial staff presents this award to the best joke sent in since the last issue.
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Last month we brought you a world exclusive - the chance to see, for the first time ever, the face of God. In case you missed it, here's one more chance at the spiritual experience of a lifetime. May we suggest a moment's quiet contemplation before clicking on the link below.
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And books from Mainland Press
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Fools Paradise: Your source for Humor, Comedy, Satire, Business, Books, Electronic Books (e-books), News. If it's here, it's funny. If it's not here, we can'tguarantee that it is.
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...Humor...Comedy...Satire...Business...Books...Electronic Books (e-books)...News…
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