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Issue 5 October / November 2000

The News that's Not.
Special Outrage Edition
This month, Fools Paradise brings its unique brand of crucial, cutting edge reporting to the difficult subject of racial politics with three hard hitting (yet sensitive) special reports.
Outrage at Racial Profiling as Black Man is Hit by Lightning
More Outrage at Negative Stereotypes on TV
Evidence of Racism Found on Mars
Concern as Strom Thurman is Discovered Conscious
"American Civilization Menaced By Split Infinitive"

FROM THE HEART OF METROPOLITAN CONOVER, NORTH CAROLINA TO THE WORLD

At the Movies (1)

Movie critic Brigadier General Sir Crispin Maddingley-Snorrt almost reviews the recently re-released "The Exorcist."

At the Movies (2)

SPECIAL REPORT: Held over from last issue, a unique inside view of the making of this summer's blockbuster "The Patriot" starring Mel Gibson and outstanding new talent, Gavin Sinclair.

Story Time
In each issue, Fools' Paradise showcases a short story, usually, though not always, on a humorous theme.

Poet's Corner
Important new works by Augustus Gump

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