LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

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Dear Sirs

Just who do you think you're trying to kid? This is the first issue, right? But somehow people know to write to you. You're a fraud. I probably didn't write this at all. You did, you big fake.

Sincerely,

Rex Poop
Boiling Springs, NC.



Dear Sirs

I think that last guy from Boiling Springs has got a pretty good point there?

Sincerely

Don Donnelly
Pumpkin Station, SC



Dear George

How are you? We are all well, except for Doris, who has another cold. I suppose it's to be expected at her age, poor dear. She's only just got over her last one. Of course, it may be an allergy to something.
Ken, me and the kids just got back from a week in Nashville. It was nice to see the family again. It was Mother's birthday and most of the gang was there, except for Muriel, who's recovering from another hysterectomy.
Anyway, must run if I am to catch the post.

Love,

Sybil 

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