The News That's Not
Those Iraqi Election Results in Full
Justice Department Seeks More White Murderers

Fools' Paradise Style with Martha Stewart.
Martha gives us some tips for decorating a 10 x 20 foot space.

Short Story
This issue's short story is "The Emperor's New Kilt," by Augustus Gump. A struggling writer figures out what the Scottish literary establishment really wants.

Poets' Corner
Stephanie Scarborough offers some intriguing and amusing perspectives on love.

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In a previous issue we brought you a world exclusive - the chance to see, for the first time ever, the face of God. In case you missed it, here's one more chance at the spiritual experience of a lifetime. May we suggest a moment's quiet contemplation before clicking on the link below.

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