...when you sign up for 24 months of indentured service with Campuserve.
You'll be taken to a labor camp in South East Asia (coach class travel paid!) where you'll get to know lots of other computer enthusiasts like yourself, picking tea amongst some of the most spectacular scenery in the world.  And you'll have plenty of time to enjoy it. Our tea-picking seminars begin at 4:30 in the morning and continue until 9:30 at night. Best of all, at the end of your term of service, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you earned your beautiful new computer.
Note: If at any time you are dissatisfied with the terms of your indentured service, you may buy your freedom for $96,000, payable in three easy installments of $32,000 (plus tax).

The ZX-2000 from Turkmenbashi Computer Company is known as one of Turkmenistan's most outstanding machines and is the first to incorporate a 3 1/2 inch disk drive. For only $59.95 extra, you can upgrade to the ZX-2001, which has somewhere to plug in a mouse.

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