Note to users of Microsoft Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator:
Due to doctrinal incompatibilities, the face of God, when viewed through some browsers may be displayed as a French poodle. In some versions of popular secular browsers, the poodle may appear to be wearing a beret and enjoying a glass of an engagingly robust  Côtes du Rhône. For optimum performance, we recommend you upgrade to the Baptist Browser®.

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