The Baptist Browser provides a morally pure and spiritually uplifting way to view the World Wide Web. Just look at the features:
Unique "Vision Button." You're just a click away from divine revelation.
Liberal Filter: Inappropriate material related to subjects such as the Arts, Hollywood Filth, Theater Filth, Television Filth, Filthy Books, Tellytubbies, Filthy (Public) Radio and women of any description is automatically translated into Bulgarian. For Bulgarian customers, this feature can be disabled.
Prominent Liberals Displayed as Goats: Includes anyone from Massachusetts. Also foreigners, Popes and leaders of other cults.
No Upgrades Required - Ever: The Baptist Browser was created perfect and is not subject to evolution